A Math Professor's fax
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you as my wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended
to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old
teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with
the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate
the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Don't wait up