Lobster Love
If you read one disgusting story this year . . . LET IT BE THIS ONE!
Suzy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life.
One morning around am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up
with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but
when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain. It was
very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole.
She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into
the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing
pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out
of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides
of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors
called the police.
When medics arrived they found Ms. DeLucci unconscious lying on the floor of
her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a
stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a
stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg,
to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her
left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a
creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her
genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.
Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile
bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat
there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and
forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting
in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so
horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.
The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and
splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad -- wait until you hear
how it happened:
Ms. DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and
severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw
what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the
toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two
nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market.
While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina
to derive pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's
face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion.
The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on
a table in front of the tub. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can
wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster
along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail
joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in
lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of
mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they
are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to
death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's cunt when she
was torturing it.
Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four
days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point of her
menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect pH balance to grow these mud shrimp
which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold
throughout the US. Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began
doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when
she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her
toilet.