First Time
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the
boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex. At the cash register, the pharmacist asks the boy
how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack.
"I'm really going to put it to this girl," the boy tells the
pharmacist. "I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least
twice." The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying
the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where
the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and
bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer
with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."