The Wife, The Wasp, and The Doctor
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach
when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the
wife's private part. Naturally enough,
she panics. The husband is also quite
shaken but manages to put a coat on her,
pull up his shorts and carries her to
the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor.
The doctor, after examining her, says that
the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps
so he says to the husband that he will have to
try and entice it out by putting honey on his penis
and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp.
And so the honey is smeared, but because of his
wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the
doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise
to the occasion. So the doctor says he'll
perform the deed if the husband and wife
don't object. Naturally both agree for fear
the wasp will do any damage, so the doctor
quickly undresses, smears the honey on and
instantly gets an erection, at which time he
begins to plug the wife.
Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues
with vigor. The husband shouts, "What the hell's
happening?"
To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan.
I'm going to drown the little bastard!"