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I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed.

Oh, that's all right, I don't mind at all.

Right. Here's a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood's in the garage.
I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I?
A bed



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