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Policeman: Why were you speeding?
Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

Policeman: Why were you speeding?
Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

Policeman: Why were you speeding?
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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