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For the umpteenth time Mrs. Youngston came to her parish priest to tell him, "Father, I'm so scared! Joe says he's going to kill me if I continue to come to your church."
"Yes, yes, my child," replied Father Francis McCrady, more than a little tired of hearing this over and over. "I will continue to pray for you, Mrs. Youngston. Have faith - the Lord will watch over you."
"Oh yes, Father, he has kept me safe thus far, only....."
"Only what, my child?"
"Well, Father, now he says if I keep coming to your church, he's going to kill YOU!"
"Well, now," said the priest, "Perhaps it's time to check out Father Lawrence Greider's parish over on the other side of town."
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