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Funny Stories ›› Funny computer stories ›› funny computer stories 167 Him: "I can download games like Quake and play them during lunch, you know." Me: "We're only allowed 10 megs in our accounts, and the system administrators would notice you downloading a large file." Him: "Nah, I could hack it so he couldn't." Me: "Ah, so you are into hacking. By the way do you know any programming languages?" Him: "Yeah, of course." Me: "Which ones?" Him: "I can't tell you or else you'll use them." Me: "Just by mentioning C++ or Pascal or whatever will not instantly make me a genius with those languages." Him: "Oh sorry, I didn't understand you. Yeah, I know C++ and Pascal." Me: "What compiler do you use?" Him: "Well, Qbasic is my favorite." Me: "Nobody over the age of eight uses QBasic for serious purposes." Him: "But they made windows with QBasic."
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