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One of the questions constantly asked is : "My Doberman is two years old. Is is true that they turn on their masters when they turn three?" - or - "I heard that Shepherds turn on their masters when they are 6 years old." - then there's - " How old are Rotts when they turn on their masters?"

My answer is "We have had hundreds of Dogs, ... the reason they don't turn on us, is because we never tell them how old they are."



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