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The officer was asked to respond to a noise complaint. He was told that the apartment was occupied with a tough bunch who didn’t take kindly to outside interference.

The officer was partnered with a big red Dobe named "Major".

The officer placed the dog in a sit-stay at the end of the hall, and knocked on the infamous door. Presently, the door opened and a "hulk" demanded "Waddayawant!"

"The Major would like you to cut down the noise." replied the officer.

"Yea!, well you tell the Major he can go to Hell!!" Was the response.

"Why don’t you tell him yourself, sir. .... he’s right here .... MAJOR HEEL!" ... The dog came charging down the hall, and the tenant quickly backed inside and agreed to keep the noise down!



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