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Get off the Crack
After a long night of drinking, my friend, Haley and I decided to go back to my house to crash. I had already changed into my PJ's and the lights were off and I was in bed. Then Haley started to ask me to help her. I thought she was right next to me in my bed, but I felt my bed and she wasn't over there. She continues to ask for my help so I turned the light on and she had managed to get stuck down between my bed and the wall. She had been trying to put on some sweatpants but rolled down into the crack. I am laughing so hard and try to get her out, but couldn't. So I went and asked my mom if she would come help me. My mom had heard us laughing and told me just to go back to bed. So I finally get her out of the crack. Maybe you don't think this is funny but my mom tells the story all the time. Lesson to be learned - don't try to get dressed next to a crack when you are drunk.



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