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Funny Stories ›› Funny drunk stories ›› funny drunk stories 031 That'll Stop those Door-to-Door Salesman It was a glorious morning in mid summer in Leicester UK, and the birds were singing in the trees as Nick walked home from a hard day at collage. Being a hot sunny day he was very surprised to find rain coming down from the heavens. As he looked up with a puzzled look on his face, he aspired Roople standing in the window of his room directly above taking a piss.
Nick "Roople what the fuck are ya doing"
Nick "Roople open the fucking door"
Roople "Fuck you fat cunt do it yourself" and Roople goes back to sleep leaving Nick to open the piss sodden door. |