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Funny Stories ›› Funny drunk stories ›› funny drunk stories 055 Pulling an All-Nighter I was going to college at Southwest Texas State University at the time and met a girl through work. One night after a lot of partying we ended back at my apartment. From what I remember, which isn't a whole lot, it was mind-blowing all night sex. In the living room, kitchen, bathroom and bedroom. I don't know why we moved around, but there were traces the next morning that we had. Anyway, once done I passed out cold. The next morning I woke up and my bed was wet. I couldn't figure it out but assumed I had spilt some beer or water in the night. My memory being completely fuzzy, I was having a hard time recalling exactly what took place the night before but I knew by the way I felt downstairs that something had gone down. While I was laying there in my bed trying to put it all together, I looked over the side of my bed to the floor, looking for the alarm clock, and there was my little friend from the night before. Somehow she had ended up on the floor, passed out between the bed and the wall. It gave me a damn good scare cause I thought she'd already left. I dropped her off at her car and went home confused and hung-over. God, I miss college. |