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A couple of summers ago this chick that lives nearby, Michelle, threw a big party, everybody was asked. The day of the party was warm and sunny so all my guys and I were drinking the whole afternoon. By the time we got to the party I was loaded. In no time at all I was falling around and looking for a place to pass out. The next thing I know it's the next morning and I'm home in my own bed. I had no recollection of leaving or getting home; really not that unusual. About a week later I asked someone how I got home from the party that night. He said that Michelle and one of her girlfriends carried me out to her car and bought me home. All of a sudden I got a flash of something. I was lying down in the back seat of a car, barely conscious, and Michelle's friend pulled my zipper down and pulled out my cock. The two of them were feeling my cock and balls for a minute or so then they put everything back in place and zipped me back up. It was so blurry I wasn't sure if really happened or it was something I dreamt. And I didn't know how to bring up the topic; I couldn't say "Hey great party last week. By the way did you and your friend moleste me on the way home?". So I just let it go.



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