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Funny Stories ›› Funny drunk stories ›› funny drunk stories 061 Space Cadet I was at Erin's Pub one night sipping on a few and just relaxing. Closing time came so I went outside and flagged a cab. When I opened the door there was already some chick sitting in the back seat. The driver asked I'd mind sharing a cab so I said 'Sure, whatever.' Soon as I sat down and closed the door she turned to me and said, "Do you to want go to 'Classic Cafe'?" That's a little artsy-fartsy place people go after the bars close. Once again I said 'Sure, whatever' and thought "Man this just dropped in my lap". So we get dropped off and there's a lineup of about 15 or 20 people. While we're waiting I start to find out she's a real flake. She starts talking about the auras that surround people. I figured I didn't work much at this so I put up with some of her ramblings. I say "Yeah. I think that, ah, everybody has auras and, ah, they're different colors, depending on, ah, how much fun they are to be with'. But when she got into reincarnation and the fate of the cosmos I was out of my league. On top of that she was yelling at the guy on the door to let more people in. Everybody in the line was staring at us. Then a couple showed up and joined another couple ahead of us in the line. She went ballistic and grabbed the girl by the sleeve and told the two of them to get at the end of the line. She ended up in a big argument with all 4 of the group. I thought, "I've had enough. I don't care if she has Super Pussy, I'm not getting the shit knocked out of me for her." So while they were still screaming at each other I ducked around a corner and left her there. |