My buddy needed to take a dump badly and proceed to straddle the bowl next to my head and let it go-which the splash in the bowl up onto my face. Of course I was so out of it I did not know it was coming until he was laughing his head off at me with my face splatter with shit.

With my luck it could not have been a hard turd ha ha he had been drinking all day and gave him the shits.

Good thing we are good buddies. LOL