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Funny Stories ›› Funny drunk stories ›› funny drunk stories 084 Leaving a Paper Trail One day, me and my girls decided to go check out the new bar that opened up. I had just gulped about 10 beers and I was feeling kinda drunk. Instead of throwing up, I had major diarrhea. I started to go and it was all watery and junk. Still feeling drunk, I wiped myself best I could and went out. All of a sudden everyone started laughing and pointing. I had a long piece of toilet paper sticking out of my pants with diarrhea all over it. It must have got in the toilet and I stood up...well, it was embarrassing! Like IWW! |