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The Wandering Drunk
One Friday night I was out with my buddies from work. We had stolen 5 bottles of whisky from work that night and drank them before finding anything to do (stupid) I had about 1/2 bottle and after a couple hours of wandering around they took me home. I made it upstairs and went to bed, or so I thought. The next day my parents woke me up and told me that I had been wandering around the house for 30 min trying to find that bathroom. They thought I had been sleepwalking though. I guess I never found it though because I vaguely remember pissing out the window.



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