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Funny Stories ›› Funny drunk stories ›› funny drunk stories 100 Homewrecker One night me and a co-worker decided that we would go out to a local bar and have some drinks. Turns out that some drinks became more then we thought. As we were drinking our manager shows up then he starts buying the drinks one after another. Before I knew it my friend was in the bathroom throwing up. I went to see if she was okay. In the bathroom another girl who was trying to talk to my manager comes in starts talking to me. Then somehow were go back out and from their everything was blacked out. I remember my manager telling me that it was time for me to go home and that my co-worker was out in the front. When we got out the front door my friend was getting sick on someone else's vehicle. I could not drive because I was wasted. I remember arguing with the girl from the bathroom because she wanted me to get into her vehicle but I remember getting into my manager's truck. Then were in my car. My co-worker is married and I was supposed to drive her home since her husband was to come in from being out of town. I remember telling her that he was going to hate me and that he was never going to let her come out with me anymore. She kept yelling at me to shut the f@@@ up more then once when I got home. I remember changing into something else and that I went to sleep. My co-worker passed out on my couch slobbering all over the place. In the morning I woke up about ten AM with the phone cord wrap around my neck and late for work. |