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Funny Stories ›› Funny drunk stories ›› funny drunk stories 110 Mother Fucker Me and a mate of mine wanted sex so bad when we were drunk so we called an escort lady. She was pretty cheap. Anyway we both ended up shagging her one after another when my mate's mom came through the door as I was pumping her. She just asked me to leave but after I was finished. The next week I was drunk in the same house with my best mate. His mum came in and my mate went to the store for fags. His mum (single) started rubbing my leg saying she thought I was great in action last week. Anyway things got heavy and she's nice so I pumped her so hard only who to walk in but my best mate. That was two years ago and we ain't spoke since. HAA HAA! |