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Funny Stories ›› Funny drunk stories ›› funny drunk stories 141 Diary of a Pisshead I am a pisshead. No mess, no fuss, just pure drinking. I cannot even go into all the idiotic bullshit I have done in the last 10 years of my life. However, I am now making my parents and the University of Adelaide proud by working in a drive-through bottleshop at a pub in Brisbane. Thus I get to read all the incident diaries. I will only go into one rather amusing entry. There are several men who drink in the front bar of Scottish birth and all possess varying degrees of comprehension when pissed. Four of these classy gents are known as Jock. One is Gay Jock, for obvious reasons. It read "Gay Jock cut off at 3.30 due to intoxication. He had also shat his pants and managed to offend every single customer and staff member." This also happened to an old Digger who mixed too much beer and rum with his medication and came walking out of the toilet with no pants on clutching his shit filled trousers. He then sat down and tried to clean himself up. As you can tell, it's a salubrious establishment. |