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Ending the Day with a Bang
My friend and I went out for a few drinks around eleven am one day. After touring a few bars and food establishments, we found ourselves outside a nightclub at approximately eleven thirty pm (having drunk roughly 18 pints of lager). We decided to go in the nightclub and ordered another drink, while standing at the bar my friend turned to the woman stood next to him and drunkenly asked "fancy a fuck?". To which she replied (obviously as drunk as he) OK.



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