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Funny Stories ›› Funny drunk stories ›› funny drunk stories 162 The Bald and the Beautiful We threw a big summer party a few years ago. The house was jammed with people drinking and dancing and going mad. We didn't even know half the people there. In the middle of it all one of my friends, Tony, made the fatal mistake of passing out. At first we left him alone but after a while we couldn't resist having a bit of fun. About 8 or 9 of us chewed up some gum and candy and stuck them in his hair. Then some of the girls put lipstick and mascara on him. After a few pictures we put some eggs in his shoes, put him a cab and sent him home. The next day he showed up back at house, royally pissed. He said his shoes were ruined and he had to throw them out. Then he lifted up the ball cap he was wearing - he was almost totally bald. He couldn't get the crap out of his hair and had to use a scissors and a beard trimmer to cut his hair off. But it's the unwritten rule of a party that if you pass out you're fair game. |