We went to our usual parking spot and climbed out in the back seat. Then she started worrying about leaving a smell in the car and wouldn't go through with it. As much as I pleaded it was no go. A blow job, as always, was out of the question too so I settled for a hand job. She pulled my pants down and started to jack me off. We had some paper towels nearby for the big moment. When I went off, instead of my usual 3 or 4 inch squirt, I shot a load about 2 feet; out over the edge of the paper towel and onto the car seat. She absolutely flipped. I told her I had no control over where it goes. We cleaned up the gob as best we could but we couldn't get rid of a big pear-shaped stain on the back seat behind the driver. We took it to a cleaner and it still didn't come off. Nothing would get rid of it so she had to bring it home stain and all.

She didn't tell her family what the stain was but they all knew - because they all stopped talking to me. For about the next 3 or 4 years they drove around with a big jack-stain on the back seat that nobody ever sat near.