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Funny Stories ›› Funny drunk stories ›› funny drunk stories 192 Mad About Boobs A few years ago a crowd of my friends took me out for my birthday. There were lots of guys and girls, all just friends, none of us were dating. By the end of a night full of drinking and partying I was tanked so one of the girls, Valerie, volunteered to drive me home. She was OK-looking but she had a set of big beautiful boobs that I'd long admired. We arrived at my place and she stopped to let me out. But instead of getting out I started chatting her up. I said "You know, we've been friends a long time". She said "Yes we have" and I said "And in all that time we've never really had a falling out". She said, "No, I guess we haven't". I said "And today is my birthday". She said, "Where's all this going". I said "Well I was kind of wondering.....if you'd show me your boobs". She looked at me for a couple of seconds and said, “Get the hell out”. At least I tried. |