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You Can Lead Whores to Water
One of my friends on Saturday pulled this one off. He downed a large bottle of jagermeister and proceeded to come out to the bars with us. He then decided it was a good idea to leave the bars and drive quite a ways to his mom’s house. Once there he rang up an escort service who provided 2 young ladies; one Chinese girl and one white girl. He then had the brilliant idea to take a shower in his parent’s bedroom (parents did not wake up). They then proceeded downstairs to his room in the basement. They then filmed the 3-way they had. Once my friend’s time was up the bouncer that came with the girls started ringing the doorbell to get the girls out of the house. NOW the parents wake up and confront my friend as to why there are 2 whores in their house. And he was promptly thrown out of the house. He drove over to my friend’s house where we were staying and proceeded to announce that it was the best night of his life.



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