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Party Bus
The other week end we didn't have a clue what we were going to do. So as per usual we got ourselves a wine cask and head to town. On the way there we ran into this girl claiming that there is a party on in ocean shores. We were excited but then we realized "how are we going to get there". Then the girl said there is a bus that's taking people to the party from KFC. So there we were, drunk as skunks, out the front of KFC waiting for a bus to go to a party that we weren't even invited to. The bus was ten minutes late so then we thought that it was too good to be true. Then in a frantic we messaged all our friends to see if we could score a lift. Just that very second the bus arrives. As the bus stops, we realize that there are police men on the bus. So we tried to walk away, when the guys yelled out "We aren't real police men. We are strippers". So we jumped on the bus for an hour trip and let me say by the time I got to the party I was so drunk, I didn't know where I was. And the police men sure were good strippers. Now that was a night to remember.
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