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Funny Stories ›› Funny drunk stories ›› funny drunk stories 220 A Weekend of Puking and Coffin It was late Friday night and I had more than a dozen beer aboard of me, visiting my friend Jeff's house with another friend Kevin. I was doing the best kind, just going to lean back in Jeff's recliner for a little nap........and all of sudden the gut starting churning. I got up as quick as I could but not quick enough. I was running to the bathroom with my hands cupped in front of my face puking all over myself and Jeff's floor and bathroom door. You see I couldn't get into the bathroom because Kevin was in there taking a leak. And in my drunken stupor and haste I turned the light off on Kevin and he ended up locking the door from the inside in the pitch black and couldn't get it open. Quite the mess I tell ya by the time Kevin finally got out. Oh, and while all of this was going on I had Jeff's son Noah in my arms.
Dying sick Saturday morning. Then (no pun intended) had to go to my girlfriend’s Uncle's funeral up to Salvation Army church. So there I was, sat with her family in front of packed church.........everyone bawling all around me and sweat popping out of me, dying of thirst with a massive headache. I don't know if you have ever attended a Salvation Army service it's pretty lively...........singing and piano playing on bust. On top of all of this my emotions were running high due to the beer coming out of me, as well and my nerves gone. Very very emotional day. I just wanted to lie down in the back of the church and go to sleep. |