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The Pole Position
Here's a quickie but a goodie in my book. Me and about 7 other friends of mine were drinking in this playground by a gas station (we're underage that's why we were in the playground) either way, so we were back there, and after I had 2 40 oz. steel reserves, 6 shots of gin, 2 Captian Morgans and Coke, a 22 oz. MGD, a Sam Adams and a couple a cans of Coors Light. Everyone around me had about the same. So after we were COMPLETLY HAMMERED(!!!) a fire alarm goes off and everybody but me scatter, and why didn't I run u might ask? The anwser is I tried to but I ran straight into a pole that held up a slide and knocked myself completely out for a good 10 mins till everybody came back and woke me up. All true.



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