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Funny Stories ›› Funny drunk stories ›› funny drunk stories 246 Rock n' Hurl We were on our merry way to this big concert and everyone was very excited so in order to relax we decided it was only sensible to have a few beers.....Well a few beers turned into a 12 pack between Jared and I by the time we had gotten to the parking lot for the concert. So we were pretty toasted but holding our ground. Upon entrance to the concert to our dismay we learned that alcohol sales stopped at 9:30 and even worse the beers were near $6.00 each but this did not stop our mission to get plastered. Since each vendor will only sell you 1 beer at a time we found some fast food drink holders and went around and got 8 beers each!! On our way to our seats we were stumbling and sloshing beers and being belligerent all around we met some protestors (what they were protesting I will never know!!) but Jared took their sign and put it on and we went to the show. To make a long story short I drank all of my beer (I am a 140 lb female) passed out before the show was over and then started throwing up in public during the final act of RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (quite gracefully I must add). I almost went to detox because I was so wasted but managed to summon the strength to stagger past the cops to the car then passed out. Meanwhile the frat brothers parked next to us were taking digital pics of me passed out and throwing up to post on their web page...not cool.....I was konked out the whole way home and to this day have never lived this show down!!! |