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Funny Stories ›› Funny drunk stories ›› funny drunk stories 249 Going Down Good This story took place a few years ago when in was illegal to buy beer after 11 P.M. or on Sunday. So it was late one Sunday night and Tony, Jim, Kevin and I were feeling a little thirsty. It was difficult to buy beer during off-hours but not impossible if you had the right connections - which we did. So we made the trip to a store which would sell us beer after hours, at nearly double the regular price, and we picked up a couple of dozen and went on home to watch some TV. The first beer I opened seemed like the best beer I ever had. I drank it in a matter of seconds - and so did Tony. We both reached down for our second beer at the same time and chugged that one just as fast and then we had another and another. We were looking at each other and grinning but trying to keep quiet about how fast we were drinking. This went on for about a half-hour or so without Jim and Kevin noticing. By the time they finished their third beer Tony and I had the rest of the 2 dozen gone. At first they thought we hid the beer but then they saw we were half cut. They were pretty pissed at us but there's no use crying over chugged beer so we went back to the store and got a few more cases. In order to smooth things over I made some cheese sandwiches and everything was back to normal. |