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Funny Stories ›› Funny drunk stories ›› funny drunk stories 262 Break Enter and Snack Tony and I were on our way home from the local bar one night and on the along way we passed by Randy's house. He told us earlier that he was having turkey the next day and that his mother was letting it simmer all night. We were feeling a little on the hungry side so we decided we'd try a little taste. There were no lights so we sneaked up to one of the windows, pushed it open, and crawled inside. The smell of turkey was everywhere so we headed right for the kitchen. We took the turkey out of the roaster and cut off a leg and a wing each and sat down to the table with it. It was delicious. After we were done we threw the bones in the garbage and went on without waking anybody up. The next morning Randy's mother came in to his bedroom furious at him for eating the turkey but Randy was loaded when he got home that night and didn't know if he ate it or not. So rather than say he couldn't remember he said he did eat it. Later that day when we all met up Randy told us about how he came home loaded and ate the turkey but couldn't remember doing it. Tony and I nearly died laughing - eventually we told him the difference. |