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A man wakes up at the crack of dawn to go duck hunting.
He gets to his blind just before sunrise and settles in. Over the trees comes a perfect wedge.
BOOM!
He takes out the lead duck and watches as it falls from the sky, bouncing off of a barn,
hitting the fence and landing in the yard of the near bye farm.
The hunter sees no activity at the farm house and decides
no one will even notice if he quickly retrieves his trophy.
Just as he lays his hand on the duck he hears a shotgun rack a round in the chamber.
He looks up to hear the farmer ask "what ye' doin' boa' ?"
Hunter "gettin ma duck thar."
farmer "reckon thats my duck nao boa, hit mah bern, mah fen' dat ders' mah duck."
The hunter of course not one to quit attempts to argue. This gets him nowhere.
Farmer " I reckon they ain't but one way ta' settle dis un' , da country way boa'.
I kick you in da groin, you kick me in da groin n' whoeva lef stannin keepin' da duck."
The hunter has no choice and agrees.
Farmer "Ima goin first."
The farmer leaps off the porch at a dead sprint and kicks the
hunter with all he's worth right in the jewels.
The hunter spasms to the ground gasping for air,
it takes him 30 + minutes to regain composure and attempt to stand.
Hobbling the hunter says " guessin is' mah turn"
Farmer " Ah you keep dat ol' duck boa."
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