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It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child was home alone with
her 3-year old daughter Katelyn. When Heidi started going into labor, she called "911."
Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight
high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed,
and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Katelyn quickly responded,
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again!"



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