The ladies are taking their time, and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball, she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it and hacks it another 10 feet. She looks up at the men who are watching and says, apologetically: "I guess all those f**king lessons I took this winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have taken 'golf' lessons instead."