His wife asks,"What took you so long?"
He replies,"Oh, honey, it was an horrible afternoon! On the third hole, John had a heart attack and died on the spot!"
She replies,"Oh, darling! It must have been awful for you!"
The husband replies, "It was hell! Fifteen holes of hit the ball, drag John, hit the ball, drag John..."
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