After the round, Jim asks, "What has happened? You can't seem to miss today."

Ted says, "Order up the beer. I have to go to the restroom."

When Ted comes back, the front of his pants are all wet. Confused, Jim asks, "What happened to your pants?"

"I'll get to that in a minute. First, let me tell you about my new and improved game. I went to the eye doctor last week, and he said that I needed bifocals. So when I look down, I see a little ball and a big ball. I look over and see a little hole and a big hole. I put the little ball in the big hole, and I can't miss."

"But what about your pants?"

"I looked down and saw a little one and a big one. Figured the little one couldn't be mine, so I put it away."