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Mackenzie just turned 2 on August 31, 2003 but about a month ago we had a fly in the house. She is terrified of flies for some reason and when it flew toward her she said "Why are you hurting me? I'm just a baby, a BABY!"

We thought that this was a pretty well constructed sentence for her age and also a very funny one. Why would she think the fly is hurting her? And why did she choose to say that she's "just a baby" as though hurting someone older would be okay? We thought it was pretty hilarious when we considered the thought process that must have gone into that statement!



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