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A neighbor is a primary school principal. They started school on Thursday. Friday morning a little, bitty girl strolls into the main office. "I don't know where to go, or who my teacher is," she announces. The principal tells her everything will be okay, and asks what grade Little Miss Muffet is in. "First," the mite replies confidently. "And do you know your name, darling?" "Oh yes, and my telephone too." Her eyes start to tear up. The principal reassures her they have a powerful computer which will reveal all. They type in the child's name. "Honey, you are in Kindergarten, not First." "Oh no. I already came yesterday."
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