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One day a CHP officer from our office arrives on scene of a non-injury collision, with the local P.D. standing by for us. The coppers are all laughing and snickering as our guy approaches. The CHP is trying to get the info from the coppers about what happened, but all they can do is point, and tell him to talk to the driver. Now one of the drivers is a very agitated visitor, Asian, who is ranting and raving about suing Ford Motor Co. Our officer attempts to calm him down, trying to find out what happened. well...as it turns out, the visitor was driving the van on one of our freeways when he decides he's pretty thirsty, so he puts on the "cruise control" which he believes to be something akin to "auto pilot," as he then gets up out of the driver's seat and goes to the back of the van to get a drink. In short order the van goes out of the lane, striking another car. Well at last sighting, the tourist still was yelling "Ford no good, Ford no good..".
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