"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

"Oh, I'll let my husband Jacob know as soon as I get home," said the little old Amish lady.

"That's fine," said the officer.

"Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!"

Later that day, the little old Amish lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.

"Well, what exactly did he say?" said the husband.

"He said the reflector is broken."

"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?"

"I'm not sure," said the little old Amish lady, "something about the emergency brake...."