A sleepy voice answered, "Hullo."

The Commander said, "How many vehicles in the motor pool?"

The sleepy voice said, "Hold on.

After a few minutes, he came back on and said, "There's 7 Fords, 3 Chevy's, and 2 Front-line pool cars for the fat-ass exempts."

The Commander was upset by this and said, "Do you know who this is?"

Sleepy voice said, "No."

The Commander said, "This is The Commander!"

Dead silence for about 5 seconds.

Then the sleepy voice asked, "Do you know who this is?"

The Commander says, "No."

The sleepy voice replies, "Goodbye, Fat-ass!!"