A witch joke
What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?
A witch on a skateboard!

A witch joke
What happens to witches when it rains?
They get wet!

A witch joke
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!

A witch joke
What do you call an old hag who lives by the sea?
A sandwitch!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
A witchhiker!

A witch joke
What's a witches favorite flower?
A triffid!