A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A witch laughing her head off!

A witch joke
Why do witches go to the docks?
To see the bats being launched!

A wizard joke
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because the sorcerers often have milk in them!

A witch joke
What is an octopus?
An eight sided cat!

A wizard joke
Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway!

A witch joke
Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies?
She wanted to put some money in the kitty!