A vampire joke
Where do Chinese vampires come from?
Fanghai!

A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
He was boning up for his exams!

A vampire joke
How do you join the Dracula fan club?
Send your name, address and blood group!

A skeleton joke
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
Bonehead!

A vampire joke
What does the postman deliver to vampires?
Fang mail!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?
He became bone dry!